"I hear you on the radio," Megalomaniac by Incubus.
So i'm at the library cafe, with no que in sight, i fancy myself a cup of mocha, so I go up to the counter to order myself a cup.
"Hey, how ya goin'?" greeted the girl behind the till cheerfully.
"Good, thanks," the normal response. "Regular mocha please. With three sugars please."
"Three sugars?" the girl said while making a face that might have suggested that she was actually saying "are ya crazy mate!?" while never actually making eye contact with me.
I only stood there, making a poker face on the outside while going "DON'T JUDGE MEEEE!!!!" on the inside.
May peace be upon you.